The Denver Post, my city’s major daily, recently ran a feature on the rise of “scooter nation.” Aside from using one too many puns in the headline, the article was an interesting exploration of an urban phenomenon that’s spurred by environmental awareness and old fashioned thriftiness.

While the environmental benefits of scooters, also called mopeds, can be debated–”I would never discourage anyone from buying a scooter, but you have to be realistic about the environment impact, which really is not much,” a Denver Department of Health official tells the Post–the argument for their thriftiness is airtight.

According to the article, scooters get 85 miles per gallon, making even Toyota Prius drivers burn with envy. Additionally, the Post notes that some scooterists [my term] suspend their car insurance during the warmer, scooter-friendly months. Insurance for scooters costs much less, about $100, according to the article. (Some states don’t require insurance, but I recommend coverage for any activity that involves high speeds, metal and pavement.)

If $3 gas prices have you considering a Vespa or other diminutive motorcycle, make sure to check with your state’s DMV to learn about motor scooter regulation before you put the For Sale sign on your car or suspend your car insurance. Also …

• Don’t drink and scoot. This includes lattes.
• Wear a helmet. Buy a cool, expensive helmet if it’ll mean you’re more likely to wear it.
• Drive defensively. You’re almost as low on the highway food chain as the guy on the ten speed.
• Again, check with your state’s DMV to see what its scooter restrictions are regarding licensing, registration and insurance.

If you’re looking for an automotive alternative that’s a little less Euro and a little more techno, there is always the Segway, which enables one to steer clear of the gas pump entirely. And Progressive offers specialized Segway insurance.

[Links]:
http://www.vespanomics.com
http://www.segway.com/